Welcome. Theres nothing interesting to say about keith. his past is a mystery.
Keith is a being of great power and girth. He was born the day before the dawn of time. He spawned the donut universe and then ate it because he was hungry.
Keith Latavius Mannion, Devourer of Worlds, Lover of Garlic Bread, Eater of Bananas wrapped in Bacon.

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